• Male Rapper: *releases song about drugs and money and murder and theft and having side-bitches and disrespecting women*
  • Everybody: cool
  • Nicki Minaj: *releases song about butts*
  • Everybody: WOW WHAT A WHORE OH MY GOD NICKI MINAJ IS AWFUL WHAT A BAD EXAMPLE HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE DECLINE OF MANKIND WHAT HAS MUSIC COME TO OH LORD THIS IS TEACHING YOUNG GIRLS TO BE SLUTS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD GOOD MUSIC NOW THIS IS JUST A DISASTER EDEN HAS FALLEN AND SOON THE DEVIL WILL CLAIM OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE WOMEN THE ABILITY TO FREELY EXPRESS SEXUALITY IN THE MEDIA
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    cockringtoss:

    *strategically places snapchat text box over acne*

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    umplify:

    Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

    7:47 am  •  2 September 2014  •  189,442 notes

    bagellie:

    benefits of being friends with me

    • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
    • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
    7:47 am  •  2 September 2014  •  329,141 notes

    dulect:

    if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

    7:47 am  •  2 September 2014  •  589,890 notes

    guystud:

    *has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

    7:45 am  •  2 September 2014  •  19,323 notes

    handjob:

    "everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

    7:44 am  •  2 September 2014  •  19,565 notes